{"product_id":"katie-kirby-completely-chaotic-christmas-of-lottie-brooks-book-2026364653","title":"Katie Kirby Completely Chaotic Christmas of Lottie Brooks Book","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Information:\u003c\/strong\u003e From hilarious bestselling author, Katie Kirby, comes a brand-new Lottie Brooks story. This time it's CHRISTMAS!!!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDear Santa,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor Christmas this year, I would like:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo hundred KitKat chunkies (full-size not multipack)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBaby Bella to stop shouting 'BUM' in public spaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA new brother who doesn't fart on me and call it a 'tasty air biscuit'\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAntoine or Daniel (I can't decide!) to surprise me on Christmas Day with a grand romantic gesture\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCash (lots of it!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA new diary (I'm really getting through them!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eLots of love,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLottie xxx\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePS. Please could you put a chocolate orange instead of a real orange in my stocking this year?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLottie Brooks LOVES Christmas - there's presents, all the KitKat Chunkys you can eat AND no school for two weeks! But this year, Christmas might be a bit more chaotic than usual. The whole Brooks family are visiting for the festive break (along with some surprise visitors . . .), there's a Secret Santa to organise, and the hammies won't stop attacking Gavin, the Elf on the Shelf!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill Lottie survive the festivities intact or will she have to hide in the fort of shame until it's all over?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOther Information:\u003c\/strong\u003e Katie Kirby is a writer and illustrator who lives by the sea in Hove with her husband, two sons and dog Sasha.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe has a degree in Advertising and Marketing and after spending several years working in London media agencies, which basically involved hanging out in fancy restaurants and pretending to know what she was talking about, she had some children and decided to start a blog called 'Hurrah for Gin' about the gross injustice of it all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMany people said her sense of humour was silly and immature so she is now having a bash at writing children's fiction. The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks is her first novel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKatie likes gin, rabbits, over-thinking things, the smell of launderettes and Monster Munch. She does not like losing at board games or writing about herself in the third person.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ASDA","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48339419627758,"sku":"STO-ITEM-2026-364653","price":14.48,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0522\/0125\/9183\/files\/9780241647172_T1.jpg?v=1784749938","url":"https:\/\/mcgrocer.com\/products\/katie-kirby-completely-chaotic-christmas-of-lottie-brooks-book-2026364653","provider":"McGrocer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}