{"product_id":"jeremy-clarkson-diddly-squat-hardback-book-2026223616","title":"Jeremy Clarkson Diddly Squat Hardback Book","description":"\u003cp\u003ePull on your wellies, grab your flat cap and join Jeremy Clarkson in this hilarious and fascinating behind-the-scenes look at the farm we're all obsessed with\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWelcome to Clarkson's farm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn idyllic spot offering picturesque views across the Cotswolds, bustling hedgerows and natural springs, it's the perfect plot of land for someone to delegate the actual, you know, farming to someone else while he galivants around the world in cars.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUntil one day, Jeremy decided he would do the farming itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter all, how hard could it be? . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFaced with suffocating red tape, biblical weather, local objections, a global pandemic and his own frankly staggering ignorance of how to 'do farming', Jeremy soon realises that turning the farm around is going to take more than splashing out on a massive tractor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFortunately, there's help at hand from a large and (mostly) willing team, including girlfriend Lisa, Kaleb the Tractor Driver, Cheerful Charlie, Ellen the Shepherd and Gerald, his Head of Security and Dry Stone Waller.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBetween them, they enthusiastically cultivate crops, rear livestock and hens, keep bees, bottle spring water and open a farm shop. But profits remain elusive.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd yet while the farm may be called Diddly Squat for good reason, Jeremy soon begins to understand that it's worth a whole lot more to him than pounds, shillings and pence . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePraise for Clarkson's Farm:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e'The best thing Clarkson's done . . . It pains me to say this' THE GUARDIAN\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e'Shockingly hopeful' THE INDEPENDENT\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e'Even the most committed Clarkson haters will find him likeable here' THE TELEGRAPH\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e'Quite lovely' THE TIMES\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOther Information:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJeremy Clarkson began his writing career on the Rotherham Advertiser. Since then he has written for the Sun, the Sunday Times, the Rochdale Observer, the Wolverhampton Express \u0026amp; Star, all of the Associated Kent Newspapers and Lincolnshire Life. He was, for many years, the tallest person on television. He now lives on Diddly Squat Farm in Oxfordshire where he is learning to become a farmer.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ASDA","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48324205641966,"sku":"STO-ITEM-2026-223616","price":17.6,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0522\/0125\/9183\/files\/9780241464502_T1.jpg?v=1784147013","url":"https:\/\/mcgrocer.com\/products\/jeremy-clarkson-diddly-squat-hardback-book-2026223616","provider":"McGrocer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}